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I want you to greet first a Happy Birthday! Enjoy this special day of yours.
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Hey pal, how\'s it going? You good? I,m good. Do you remember when you typed this? You were sitting beside Harley, hacking puters. Life was easier back when I wrote this crap. Just hackin\' puters...
have you found yourself?
Happy 27th birthday, P!
By the time you receive this email, it's been more than 4 years since we broke up. You're probably married, or finally a big boss at your job. Either way, I hope you're...