GAGONG JUAN PAOLO NEPUMOCENO BAGATSING
WAG KA MAGPANGGAP NA MABAIT KA GAGONG STUPID IDIOT KA! TANG INA KANG HAYOP KA! SANA NA LANG MAMATAY KA NA AT YANG PALAKANG YAN! TANG INA KANG HAYOP KA PURO...
Congratulations!
You, sir, are eligible to receive Social Security benefits provided that you're still alive.
Sincerely,
Me.
Mamyte,
rašau tau iš praeities norėdama pasveikinti tave su gimtadieniu. Tikiuosi tave nustebinau :) Taigi sveikinu tave su gimtadieniu ir linkiu atrasti laimę visur kur atrodo to padaryti...
Dear future me,
At the moment who I write this letter have 14 years, i'm in class of seconde, my professor is miss Jauvela.I have two dogs and two cats.
In the future I would like to be...
DRINK TO DAT, BOI. you are 21 years, go do something with your life.