Firstly give each other a kiss considering you brushed your teeth as it smells like someone broke in last night and took a shit in your mouth...
Hows the kid/s? pretty certain you\'re going to...
Хелоу !
Ну це я з 11.08.25 года пишу тобі на твоє 18 річчя!
Вітаю тебе ????
Питання ти завела собі друзів ?
Що...
Hi Dear,
Surprise! It's 30th October 2015 when I am typing this to you and you will only receive this 10 years later. Haha. I wanted to do this with you, but as usual, you're sleeping and I'm...
Hey Dickhead im drunk what are you doing ya looser
Do something fulfilling.



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