Dear FutureMe,
Writing as I sit at a couch in a tiny apartment of an amazing city of Singapore. Another leap year and another leap today. Go out tonight and drink champagne. Just. Just do it...
Espero, por nuestro bien, que estés triunfando y no vivas en España.
Espero, por nuestro bien, que hayas conseguido llevar a Noseasimbecil.com al nivel que siempre hemos querido llevar....
Agirdi tu, mazas sudziau, cia raso tau pats tu, kai tik gausi si laiska susirandi savo viena druzbana is praeities - Karoli Zajauska ir ahujenai patusini!!! Ir dar vienas dalykas, prisimink koks...
You made it! Congrats Avery, you got through high school. I have no idea what college you're going to but please just at least go to some college, you need to get into a decent, please. I hope...
Dear Future You,
I found this cute website on Wednesday, June 19th, 2019. Thought it'd be cool to send you an email a year in advance to say happy birthday. It's really cool that this may or may...



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